А в это самое время статически сжатый воздух действует как едущая на такси весна
1) Reno is not allowed to be naked at Headquarters. Ever Again.
2) Synchronized panicking is not part of a proper battle plan.
3) Veld should never again be addressed as “Dad”
4) Or “Mom”
5) And no Vincent is not ‘Mom’ either. or ‘Dad’ or ‘That crazy uncle I always wanted’
6) The proper way to report to a superior is ‘yes sir’ not ‘You can’t prove at thing’.
7) ‘Operation Irritate the Hell Out of Tseng’ is not an official mission, no matter what Reno or Two Guns say.
8) Debriefings should not be preceded by tequila shots.
9) Debriefings should not be followed by tequila shots.
10) There are to be no shots of any kind during debriefings.(Including gun shots.)
11) Coffee is not optional
12) Turks are not allowed to sing their own personal spy music while wandering the Hallways.
13) or the spy music of anyone else.
14 Pants are not optional at team meetings. nor can they be replaced by skirts or dresses.
15) Shot Gun and Knife are not allowed to impersonate members of the clergy ever again. Ever.
16) They also can no longer impersonate members of a demon summoning cult. Ever
17) Rude is no longer allowed to take anything from the labs. For any reason.
18) ‘Kill everything!’ is not an effective diplomatic policy. Ясно тебе, поганка? XD
19) Neither are explosives.
20) The phrase ‘Trust me, I’m a doctor’ never leads anywhere good.
21) If it makes Reno giggle for more than 30 seconds, it isn’t allowed.
22) If it makes Legend crack a smile, it’s probably illegal.
23) Mission reports to the Director should not start out ‘So let me explain…’
24) The Cats are not new recruits.(neither is the duck)
25) Veld KNOWS
26) Saying ‘I didn’t do it’ gets you investigated.
27) The words “What’s the worst that could happen?” are never to be uttered on a mission ever again.
28) Velds glare is not in fact fatal. Rod is not allowed to continue implying that it is.
29) Reno is not allowed to convince Reeve to help him make death ray goggles so that it will be.
30) Turks are not on Survivor and therefore are not allowed to vote people off of the floor.
31) Zack is not really a puppy. nor does he belong in the pound.
32) Rufus proper title is ‘Vice president’ not ‘My liege’
33) Baby harnesses do not go on other turks.
34) Duct tape does not go on other turks
35) The things that happened at last years yule party are never to be mentioned again.
2) Synchronized panicking is not part of a proper battle plan.
3) Veld should never again be addressed as “Dad”
4) Or “Mom”
5) And no Vincent is not ‘Mom’ either. or ‘Dad’ or ‘That crazy uncle I always wanted’
6) The proper way to report to a superior is ‘yes sir’ not ‘You can’t prove at thing’.
7) ‘Operation Irritate the Hell Out of Tseng’ is not an official mission, no matter what Reno or Two Guns say.
8) Debriefings should not be preceded by tequila shots.
9) Debriefings should not be followed by tequila shots.
10) There are to be no shots of any kind during debriefings.(Including gun shots.)
11) Coffee is not optional
12) Turks are not allowed to sing their own personal spy music while wandering the Hallways.
13) or the spy music of anyone else.
14 Pants are not optional at team meetings. nor can they be replaced by skirts or dresses.
15) Shot Gun and Knife are not allowed to impersonate members of the clergy ever again. Ever.
16) They also can no longer impersonate members of a demon summoning cult. Ever
17) Rude is no longer allowed to take anything from the labs. For any reason.
18) ‘Kill everything!’ is not an effective diplomatic policy. Ясно тебе, поганка? XD
19) Neither are explosives.
20) The phrase ‘Trust me, I’m a doctor’ never leads anywhere good.
21) If it makes Reno giggle for more than 30 seconds, it isn’t allowed.
22) If it makes Legend crack a smile, it’s probably illegal.
23) Mission reports to the Director should not start out ‘So let me explain…’
24) The Cats are not new recruits.(neither is the duck)
25) Veld KNOWS
26) Saying ‘I didn’t do it’ gets you investigated.
27) The words “What’s the worst that could happen?” are never to be uttered on a mission ever again.
28) Velds glare is not in fact fatal. Rod is not allowed to continue implying that it is.
29) Reno is not allowed to convince Reeve to help him make death ray goggles so that it will be.
30) Turks are not on Survivor and therefore are not allowed to vote people off of the floor.
31) Zack is not really a puppy. nor does he belong in the pound.
32) Rufus proper title is ‘Vice president’ not ‘My liege’
33) Baby harnesses do not go on other turks.
34) Duct tape does not go on other turks
35) The things that happened at last years yule party are never to be mentioned again.